2. Jeans: Light, Straight, and a Little Baggy

Hit a thrift store for straight-leg Levi’s or Wranglers in a light wash. Skip rips and stretch denim; authenticity here means “pants my mom bought me in 1999.” If the cuffs pool, roll them once.

3. Footwear: Moon Boots or Bust

Napoleon’s brown nylon moon boots look part après-ski, part small-town prom. If you can’t track down Tecnicas, any bulky brown snow boot passes muster once the lights dim. Live in warmer climates? Tan work boots are fine—no one will seize your tots over the swap.

4. Small Details, Big Payoff

• Wire-frame glasses: gold or silver.

• Casio calculator watch: the quiet hero of the ensemble.

• Pocket tots: sandwich bag + cargo pocket = prop and snack.

• Optional nunchucks: only if you’ve actually “been practicing your skills.”

Slip a tube of ChapStick® into another pocket for an easy in-character line drop.

5. Hair and Posture

Napoleon’s curls look accidental, not styled. Tousle natural waves or add a few loose spirals with a small curling iron. Skip product—matte is your friend. Stand with a slight slouch and a day-dreamy stare, as if you’re planning your next mythical-creature sketch.

6. Suit Up and Own It

Shirt on, jeans locked, boots laced. Rewatch the dance scene once for confidence, then practice a sincere, nasal “Sweet!” That’s it—you’re ready for comic-con, Halloween, or the grocery store cereal aisle.

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